Get in touch!  Oh ok, too close my bad, sorry

I see you're the direct type!  Something not listed but think I'm your guy?  WAS THERE A TYPO!!!  JK I'm perfect.  Let me know here!

I'm available for commissions!  I'll petsit!  I'll carry you in a game you like!  Or at the very least attempt to!  We can snuggle!  I'm a great cook!  I NEED MONEY!